Dude smokes the good stuff

Dude, a 46 year old resident, did not get arrested this weekend for smoking the good stuff, or for posessing over 25 kilograms of it in the back of his van.

Should Dude have been arrested? Or would it be better to move Dude, as a community project, to Amsterdam? Surely there are enough people in the region who would be willing to pay $10 each to get rid of Dude and pay for his one-way flight.

Dude's long, flowing, greezy hair has been damaging the region for long enough. It is time that Dude's gnarly ways are put to a stop. In response to the criticism, Dude simply said, "Hey man, maybe we should do some shots or somethin'."