Monday, January 3


Pequaywanie. Was there ever a sea monster like you? Did any other sea monster have the same soft, shiny scales? Never before have I felt a forked tongue so soft.

Pequaywanie, do you have trouble with all the hair in your stomach? The News Tribune reported that you ate a few poodles. How is your digestion? Can I offer you some tums?

Maybe eating some greens would be good for your heart, Pequaywanie. I will offer you some lettuce down by the shore, near the resort. Perhaps a few greens and a little R & R will do you good.