Huge Ninja Statues

Old Mission Statements

1/20/05 Dedicated to the dissemination of all information regarding Ultra Bitch 2000.
1/19/05 Dedicated to the destruction of all artifacts from the 1759 Siege of Quebec.
1/17/05 Dedicated to the construction of a magma-filled tunnel between the Twin Cities and Duluth
1/15/05 Dedicated to the construction of a 250 foot ninja statue smack in the middle of the DECC parking lot.
1/13/05 Dedicated to serving the local clown population.
1/05/05 Page opens. Dedicated to the Raging Spade, forever.