Tuesday, July 19

Don't Call Her Miss Ross - She Ain't Gonna Be Supreme

Washington, DC - The surprise nomination of legal eagle Ekaterina "Kate" Oblonsky to the Supreme Court ended tonight with little fanfare. The Republican controlled Senate voted 23-76 to dismiss Oblonsky's nomination in favor of uber-therapist Dr. Phil McGraw.

Oblonsky, a relative unknown on the world stage (save for her day job as a correspondent for the Duluth publication "The Raging Spade"), had come under fire recently after it was revealed that she had at one time been employed at Yoshi's Sauna.

Oblonsky refused to comment as she left Graber's Restaurant tonight after dining with close friends, uber haskajoulua and Fleta C.